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I did this on my Twitter today.

I did this on my Twitter today.

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

polyamorouslife:

If I make something for you it actually means a lot to me

polyamorouslife:

If I make something for you it actually means a lot to me

Hi all my Korean fans, Chris Evans here. I played Curtis in Snowpiercer [x]

He looks adorable here. Like he and Stephen Amell (my current secondary more-cut-than-a-skin-flick-for-cable superhero crush) had a beardy baby. <3

blackhistoryalbum:

We See You | 1900s

blackhistoryalbum:

We See You | 1900s

laughingsquid:

‘A Charted Collection of Contemporary Footwear’ by Pop Chart Lab Featuring 99 Hand-Illustrated Shoes
old-hopes-and-boots:

by Gerry Morrell

old-hopes-and-boots:

by Gerry Morrell

naamahdarling:

blue-author:

charity-knows-best:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

stfueverything:

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

This makes me want to cry blood.
This is a prime example of patriarchy at work. He can’t handle holding a fucking purse for 2 fucking seconds before he has to bust out his “man bag” so he can feel validated by his male peers who are rooting him on for not wanting to be feminine. Is his ego and sense of masculinity so fragile he can’t possibly brush it with the slightest amount of femininity before he crashes and burns??

Not to mention the fact that a symbol of feminity is being equated to a literal piece of shit.

or maybe he just doesn’t want to hold a fucking purse? god fucking damn it.

You’re right. We shouldn’t for anything in the world ever think about why he wouldn’t want to hold a purse, why he would feel it’s reasonable to drop it like it’s radioactive and then treat it both like toxic waste and a shameful secret, or why an audience of men would applaud him for treating it in this way instead of just holding the thing his wife asked him to hold.
Masculinity is too fragile to withstand investigation. We must protect it at all costs.

Maybe he just doesn’t want to hold a purse?  But … he’s still holding the purse.  Literally nothing has cahnged except him putting up a visual barrier around it so other people cannot see it.  He’s not objecting to holding anything.  He’s objecting — fucking stupidly — to the perceptions he believes this will cause people to have of him.
Let me break it down for the hopelessly dense.
1) People might, gods forbid, think he’s gay.  Putting aside the fact that women’s clothing and accessories are not how men telegraph “I am gay,” but are ways men telegraph “I like these things and don’t see why I should not enjoy them”, what’s the problem with being seen as gay?  There’s not one, unless you think there’s something wrong with being gay.
1B) It’s shameful because it’s acting like a woman.  See above.  There’s nothing shameful about acting like a woman unless there is something shameful about BEING a woman.  Really, this should be #1, because fears of being perceived as gay are, at their root, fears of being perceived as womanly.
2) People might think he’s whipped.  This is rooted in the idea that the man is being expected to endure some sort of affront to his masculinity by holding the purse.  That he’s being asked to do something onerous, not ordinary.  Because gods forbid a man do anything for a woman, especially anything that makes him look less like a man.  There are hideous assumptions about both men and women throughout that entire ridiculous line of reasoning.  I invite you to find and list them for yourself.  Twenty-five points to the House of your choice.
I am sure there are other stupid reasons, but those are the big ones.
A “real man” who is not an emotional weakling would proudly hold that fucking purse.
A “real man” would realize it says “I have a female companion” and “I don’t mind doing the most negligible of favors for my girlfriend/wife/sister/mother/daughter/friend because I am not a giant crybaby who fears my testicles will wither and fall off like raisins if I touch girly things for five goddamn minutes”.  And a “real man” doesn’t fucking care what ignorant-ass troglodytes think of him.  A “real man” isn’t afraid, constantly, of being perceived as feminine, because he knows there is nothing shameful about being feminine.  How exactly is it insulting to be compared to a woman?  It’s not, unless you hate women.
(There is not, by the way, any such thing as a “real man”.  Hence the quotes.  I’m just using the term for the sake of argument, because “I won’t do that, I’m a REAL MAN” is such a common go-to cop-out for cowardly, testicle-clutching poltroons who think that if the stupidest tooth-sucking, stump-fucking goober on the planet looks at them and sees anything other than a REAL MAN, they are performing their masculinity wrong, and they need to start yelling “NO HOMO, BRO!”, start a Gatorade IV, and aggressively catcall the nearest available women while insisting they are a Nice Guy, or risk suffering an attack of the vapours.  Guys trying to be “real men” usually care way too much about what other people think.  They’re chickenshit.)

My father, one of the most naturalistically masculine men I&#8217;ve ever met, carried my mom&#8217;s purse whenever they went out for the last six years of her life. She had cancer and was growing weaker and weaker. Still, she wanted to have her purse with her, and when she couldn&#8217;t carry it, he did it for her. If anyone ever acted funny about it, he&#8217;d laugh at them.Manhood is not fragile. Your status as a decent human being? A lot more so.

naamahdarling:

blue-author:

charity-knows-best:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

stfueverything:

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

This makes me want to cry blood.

This is a prime example of patriarchy at work. He can’t handle holding a fucking purse for 2 fucking seconds before he has to bust out his “man bag” so he can feel validated by his male peers who are rooting him on for not wanting to be feminine. Is his ego and sense of masculinity so fragile he can’t possibly brush it with the slightest amount of femininity before he crashes and burns??

Not to mention the fact that a symbol of feminity is being equated to a literal piece of shit.

or maybe he just doesn’t want to hold a fucking purse? god fucking damn it.

You’re right. We shouldn’t for anything in the world ever think about why he wouldn’t want to hold a purse, why he would feel it’s reasonable to drop it like it’s radioactive and then treat it both like toxic waste and a shameful secret, or why an audience of men would applaud him for treating it in this way instead of just holding the thing his wife asked him to hold.

Masculinity is too fragile to withstand investigation. We must protect it at all costs.

Maybe he just doesn’t want to hold a purse?  But … he’s still holding the purse.  Literally nothing has cahnged except him putting up a visual barrier around it so other people cannot see it.  He’s not objecting to holding anything.  He’s objecting — fucking stupidly — to the perceptions he believes this will cause people to have of him.

Let me break it down for the hopelessly dense.

1) People might, gods forbid, think he’s gay.  Putting aside the fact that women’s clothing and accessories are not how men telegraph “I am gay,” but are ways men telegraph “I like these things and don’t see why I should not enjoy them”, what’s the problem with being seen as gay?  There’s not one, unless you think there’s something wrong with being gay.

1B) It’s shameful because it’s acting like a woman.  See above.  There’s nothing shameful about acting like a woman unless there is something shameful about BEING a woman.  Really, this should be #1, because fears of being perceived as gay are, at their root, fears of being perceived as womanly.

2) People might think he’s whipped.  This is rooted in the idea that the man is being expected to endure some sort of affront to his masculinity by holding the purse.  That he’s being asked to do something onerous, not ordinary.  Because gods forbid a man do anything for a woman, especially anything that makes him look less like a man.  There are hideous assumptions about both men and women throughout that entire ridiculous line of reasoning.  I invite you to find and list them for yourself.  Twenty-five points to the House of your choice.

I am sure there are other stupid reasons, but those are the big ones.

A “real man” who is not an emotional weakling would proudly hold that fucking purse.

A “real man” would realize it says “I have a female companion” and “I don’t mind doing the most negligible of favors for my girlfriend/wife/sister/mother/daughter/friend because I am not a giant crybaby who fears my testicles will wither and fall off like raisins if I touch girly things for five goddamn minutes”.  And a “real man” doesn’t fucking care what ignorant-ass troglodytes think of him.  A “real man” isn’t afraid, constantly, of being perceived as feminine, because he knows there is nothing shameful about being feminine.  How exactly is it insulting to be compared to a woman?  It’s not, unless you hate women.

(There is not, by the way, any such thing as a “real man”.  Hence the quotes.  I’m just using the term for the sake of argument, because “I won’t do that, I’m a REAL MAN” is such a common go-to cop-out for cowardly, testicle-clutching poltroons who think that if the stupidest tooth-sucking, stump-fucking goober on the planet looks at them and sees anything other than a REAL MAN, they are performing their masculinity wrong, and they need to start yelling “NO HOMO, BRO!”, start a Gatorade IV, and aggressively catcall the nearest available women while insisting they are a Nice Guy, or risk suffering an attack of the vapours.  Guys trying to be “real men” usually care way too much about what other people think.  They’re chickenshit.)

My father, one of the most naturalistically masculine men I’ve ever met, carried my mom’s purse whenever they went out for the last six years of her life. She had cancer and was growing weaker and weaker. Still, she wanted to have her purse with her, and when she couldn’t carry it, he did it for her. If anyone ever acted funny about it, he’d laugh at them.

Manhood is not fragile. Your status as a decent human being? A lot more so.

elena1981:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

That image of Peter and Nikolaj on the bottom is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.